Georgia is a Verb: Home Depot wants this guy so damn bad they’re gonna launch a bidding war

Home Depot wants this guy so damn bad they’re gonna launch a bidding war

Why am I perfect for this job at Lowe’s? Well I don’t know shit about fuck and I hate everyone so you do the math

Idk the guy who sawed a board that was too small for their machine was pretty nice. I could've sawed it myself but I think he wanted to do something helpful.

I always tell people that's gonna be my post-retirement job and it sounds like I'm even more overqualified than I thought

Just wait until Popeyes sees this.

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