Georgia the Explorer: If you wait, all dads will be half off tomorrow

If you wait, all dads will be half off tomorrow

My youngest Bro is the ultimate teller of Dad Jokes. Sending him this one.

Plus free shipping!

I’m a bit off every day.

You gotta be careful though, most of us are past our best before dates by then

Do you start smelling off?

Nah. We get all wrinkly and go soft in the middle

That’s when we make father bread

I remember my grandmother always had a few fathers in the freezer at any given time just for this purpose

The jokes get worse too. But that makes them laugh even more. It’s an exponential ratio. And really approaches peoples’ limits.

Shiiiit. Mine's free. He's definitely as is no refund

Not even store credit?!

Ugh. Fine

I'm off as we speak. 🤣

Sexually Suggestive

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Yes, but which half off?

Depends what’s left on the shelf. Get there early

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