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I’ll get to this later. I use light mode and worship the trees 🇨🇦

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 3 hr
*YouTubes how to whip and nae nae
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Staff Chief of Joints @etrain.bsky.social · 3 hr
Swimming in your neighbor's pool counts as bathing today.
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Georgia the Explorer @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 3 hr
Someone’s gonna post hog on main tonight and it’ll be ALL over the Bluesky tabloids tomorrow morning
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Georgia the Explorer @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 3 hr
Please like and subscribe and leave a positive review thank you
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James @tarnation.bsky.social · 5 hr
[posting on nextdoor] ANYONE HEARE ALL THAT SHOOTIN
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James @tarnation.bsky.social · 5 hr
One day your skin care routine is going to make a book binding necromancer very happy.
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Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 2 days
I couldn't find the existential dread emoji so I just used the egglant
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illumi @illumi.me · 9 hr
Crazy how bluesky has 300,000 daily active users and I’m the only normal one
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@stuforreal.bsky.social · a day
Easy to read, like an open grave. Er, book. Open book
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Darius Whiteplume @dariusw.bsky.social · 7 hr
There are two loaves inside you.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 11 hr
there appears to be a bustle in my hedgrerow and I'm alarmed now
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Wilbur72 @wilbur72.bsky.social · 7 hr
These? These are my Riverdance jorts
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 7 hr
My cerebrospinal fluid is a controlled substance
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MF FairyPrincessSmoo @smooheed.bsky.social · 21 days
I’m naked He’s afraid - a memoir
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.bsky.social · 12 hr
Deleting skeets before they have a chance to metastasize
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Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 6 mo
I won the local hot dog contest and didn't even know I was competing
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Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 13 hr
I don't mean to brag, but I don't need alcohol to send a message that I'll regret
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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 13 hr
The air is thick, heavy, and moist. Just like yo mama.
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Normal Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · a day
Level of hot today: the devil's butthole
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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 12 hr
One bad asshole spoils the brunch.
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Wilbur72 @wilbur72.bsky.social · a day
Ask a doctor if shutting the fuck up is right for you
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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 12 hr
Can we please go back to the time when we didn’t have to log into the fucking television set
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StefanThinks @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 12 hr
They want you to feel hopeless and helpless, don't let them, that's how they control you.
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Georgia the Explorer @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 14 hr
I’m just here for the mayonnaise-based salad recipes with raisins
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Darius Whiteplume @dariusw.bsky.social · 14 hr
Those Charmin bears are full of shit.
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Earn @nregib.bsky.social · 14 hr
Happy birthday, America, you messy bitch. Please get your shit together
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Wilbur72 @wilbur72.bsky.social · 14 hr
It’s impossible to count your chickens before they hatch. That just means you are counting eggs.
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MyNameIsJeff🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.lol · 16 hr
resetting my FaceID so it recognizes me with my vape in my mouth 👉🏻😮‍💨👉🏻
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 17 hr
It's weird how the person in the mirror looks just like me if I were 20 lbs heavier.
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James @tarnation.bsky.social · a day
A group of 3 or more Sméagols is known as a Smegma.