Jonely Bonely: You are a naughty, naughty monkey.

y’all they got pizza vending machines out here

Pizza ass-to-mouth doesn’t sound very sanitary (please forgive me)

I never used to believe these letters were true until the following fantastic experience happened to me. I’m a student at a large Midwestern university and

You are a naughty, naughty monkey.

Oh, we were all thinking it. Don’t pretend you weren’t.

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