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y’all they got pizza vending machines out here
i’ll try it out and i’ll get back to y’all
Give me the deep dish tea sis
This seems....dangerous.
In many ways.
Mostly for my wallet.
But everything is dangerous for the wallet when you're jobless and homeless
Oh fuck my pizza account is overdrawn :(
if it's a real ATM you should be able to make a deposit
Transfer from pizza savings
Pizza ass-to-mouth doesn’t sound very sanitary (please forgive me)
I never used to believe these letters were true until the following fantastic experience happened to me. I’m a student at a large Midwestern university and
You are a naughty, naughty monkey.
Oh, we were all thinking it. Don’t pretend you weren’t.
Glad I’m not the only one
I hate when one gets stuck on the way down and you're there body checking the machine hoping it will drop without crushing you
Alright, but it should really be called an APM.
It can't seem to decode if it's an ATM or a vending machine but we know the truth. Does it bake the pizza?
where i am it's already prizza priday 👀
As a kid, I thought everything in the world should be available in vending machines.
That was well before I realized how many people would be put out of work.
I still want the vending machines, but I also want UBI so everyone can get stuff from vending machines.
If you go overdrawn do you have to make them a pizza?
these have actually been a thing for like 15 years now and the companies that do them keep failing in like a rotating fashion
either that or they keep rebranding
They simply cannot compete with the machine that makes the Costco pizzas
I like to imagine when you push the button , a teeny tiny little angry Jeremy Allen White is just a cookin' up a storm inside that box.
this is the future I want
So you can deposit your pizza there?
Making an ill-conceived pizza-withdrawal from my pizza-savings since I've been struggling to make pizza-ends meet this month
They are about the same level or worse than a chain freezer pizza.
So does ATM stand for at this moment or automated teller machine?
Finally, we all agree on the commodity that is the true Universal Equivalent.
