Grae Hall

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Comedy writer, GIF & meme maker with many millions of views, non-binary, poster

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Someone asked me what I use the fake id for, I told them mostly cheque frued

Gonna get the forger who made my fake id help me appear more self confident by also making me a fake ego

Canine/11

Gonna get the forger who made my fake id help me appear more self confident by also making me a fake ego

Unrepentant Cannibal Found Guilty of Consuming His Own Wife Tells Shocked Jury His Favourite Movie Is Gladiator

Really straining the life outa the joke template with this version of it from Discord just now

Me: It's crazy how every country gets its own little song Date: Yeah national anthems are a bit weird when you look at them objecti... Me: I'm talking about Eurovision babe

As if on Schedule Yet Another Creator of Your Most Favourite Media Revealed To Be a Horrible Human www.tortoisemedia.com/2024/07/03/e...

Exclusive: Neil Gaiman accused of sexual assault - Tortoisewww.tortoisemedia.com Author denies allegations by two women who had been in consensual relationships with him.

Nihilist abstract artists be all like "what's the pointillism?"

Of course children yearn for games where they earn rewards digging for precious resources, they're literally minors

Shoutout to the bible for giving Adam a first person perspective

[KFC Pitch Meeting] Marketing: How can we make it clear our chicken tastes amazing? Colonel: I've got an idea Marketing: Please, tell us! Colonel: So you know how everyone in the world loves nothing more than to lick & suck on their dirty little fingers right? Marketing, nervously: Uh... sure boss

Me: Hey, I got new record today! I did 100kg on the french press! Gym buddy: Congra... wait weren't you working on your bench press? Me, taking sip out of steaming 100 litre coffee mug: Hmm?

Date: Why is there a stack of serviettes on your bed next to your pillow? Me: I need them to accompany me while I sleep Date: O... kay... why? Me: They're my nap kin

A classic.

Sure I could be doom posting, but everyone else seems to be taking care of that so my voice won't add anything, and besides I thought maybe it'd be a nice respite to provide something silly where people could take a break for a moment

Crazy how "foot pursuit" and "pursuit of feet" have such wildly different meanings and outcomes

They should spell it m-ocean sickness

When it comes to nominative determinism is it really any surprise that the guy named Vehicle Identification Number Diesel is most famous for starring in a long running series of movies about cars?

Something you can only really appreciate if you have actual public transport infrastructure

Outraging conservatives by pointing out we live in a non-binary star system

Breaking: Client Flees Beauty Salon Without Paying After Receiving Deluxe $740 Mani-Pedi & Full Body Wax, Police Say To Be on the Lookout for a Smooth Criminal

I won a meme competition

Back in my day you could just tell jokes right out of a joke book someone else had written & you didn't have to hand craft all of your jokes yourself, but you can't do that anymore, because of bespoke

*staring at pictures of cowboys with abs* sh... sh... shRedDed Redemption

Took me a few glances but, that's not actually a cigarette

It got worse, I couldn't help myself someone challenged me and made me make it worse

[Star Wars Culinary Academy, Day 1] Jar Jar: Misa en place???

Stephen King is the epitome of Maine Character Syndrome

Theology's heating up on the CatholicMatch dating service

Fascist leaders creating lists of those of us who oppose fascism apparently unaware WE also know who THEY are

the goal here is so obviously to terrify people into submission apnews.com/article/trum...

Conservative-backed group is creating a list of federal workers it suspects could resist Trump plansapnews.com Tom Jones and his American Accountability Foundation are digging into the backgrounds, social media posts and commentary of key high-ranking government employees, starting with the Department of Homel...

Timberlake's desperately trying to get a head of this