I've seen enough: GOP candidate Tarp Bumpass, a sunburned chiropractor who rose to national notoriety after firing a rocket launcher into a blimp with the word "gender" written on it, injuring 312 bystanders, has been defeated in his race for a Pennsylvania Supreme Court seat.
Yeah I was like I definitely would've heard of 312 people getting injured in that manner. Up to that I was like, crazy name: check, rocket launcher: sure, blimp with the word "gender" on it: sounds right