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I've seen enough: GOP candidate Tarp Bumpass, a sunburned chiropractor who rose to national notoriety after firing a rocket launcher into a blimp with the word "gender" written on it, injuring 312 bystanders, has been defeated in his race for a Pennsylvania Supreme Court seat.
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I'd like to see a histogram of the word people reading this figured out it was not real (for me, having not seen who wrote it, it was 312).
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Yeah I was like I definitely would've heard of 312 people getting injured in that manner. Up to that I was like, crazy name: check, rocket launcher: sure, blimp with the word "gender" on it: sounds right
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I wasn't 100% sure until I was confident that I'd correctly parsed if 'gender' was written on the rocket launcher or the blimp.
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yeah the fact that I bought without question the gender blimp is kind of... well, it just makes me feel weary, I guess