at times this place is like any other platform, in that it can get a little toxic. i finally reached a point where i realized that i can either can keep doomscrolling or actually do something about it
too much to ask for but i would love it if this put the kibosh in the whole “play every possible high-profile soccer match at an underprepped football stadium in the u.s.” thing
my boyfriend said “if the pitcher just had a bucket of balls, they wouldn’t need a catcher”
to which my stoned father replied “so the umpire just gets fucking pelted with baseballs?”
exactly one funny bumper sticker is the sweet spot. i saw a good one the other day, on a big black truck: “HONK if you POOP!” but it was kinda ruined by the sticker next to it, which was a poop emoji
