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she/her 🧹
good rack, bad personality
sometimes i post nudes 🏳️‍⚧️
venmo @ Harpy_Party
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heiðrún @harpy.party · 2 mo
cheese wizard
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heiðrún @harpy.party · 2 hr
awful
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heiðrún @harpy.party · 3 hr
still not in any group chats, still terrified by the very idea
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heiðrún @harpy.party · 3 hr
special breakfast formula ketchup
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heiðrún @harpy.party · 5 hr
I don't want a rim job I want a rim vacation
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bee lake @leemanish.bsky.social · 2 days
asking the zoom meeting if anyone minds if I eat my lunch? then politely muting myself & whipping out an absolutely enormous ear of corn
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heiðrún @harpy.party · 12 hr
if I get abducted by aliens tonight they should just keep me. I don't need putting back
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heiðrún @harpy.party · 12 hr
born to raise hell, forced to praise dale
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heiðrún @harpy.party · 12 hr
i don't think I'm sassy enough
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heiðrún @harpy.party · 6 mo
using sticks and palm fronds to spell out "NO THANKS" on the shore of the island i'm stranded on
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heiðrún @harpy.party · 6 days
exiled to Jackoff Island
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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social · 13 hr
y'all rarity is getting her ass kicked
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heiðrún @harpy.party · 12 hr
if you have trouble sleeping you could try keeping a cheeseburger by your bed
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heiðrún @harpy.party · 14 hr
if i were staring in a porno i wouldn't be all dainty about taking my panties off and setting them somewhere safe i'd just chuck them over my shoulder into the swamp or barn or forge or wherever i'm at
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heiðrún @harpy.party · 14 hr
just took some really hot pics, too bad paul won't let me dm them
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heiðrún @harpy.party · 14 hr
make sure you use eye and ear protection
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PieGuy @ilovepie84.bsky.social · 8 days
Help me Step Knight, I’m stuck
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heiðrún @harpy.party · 2 days
seductively arching my back to quaff the last of my can of cider such that it spills out some and runs down my neck and over my perky breasts and spills off my turgid nipples and down my taught belly and pours onto the floor where I slip on it and bust my fucking ass
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heiðrún @harpy.party · 16 hr
"good hat weather" I say to all of my behatted friends
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heiðrún @harpy.party · 16 hr
traveling back in time to show an 11th century knight a Husqvarna K770 gas-powered cutoff saw
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heiðrún @harpy.party · 14 hr
if i were staring in a porno i wouldn't be all dainty about taking my panties off and setting them somewhere safe i'd just chuck them over my shoulder into the swamp or barn or forge or wherever i'm at
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heiðrún @harpy.party · 14 hr
thanks! i always try, lol
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🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 15 hr
playing grab ass at the leper's colony and taking home a souvenir
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 15 hr
honking furiously to ask for directions
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heiðrún @harpy.party · 15 hr
that feeling when the cat is underneath your futon
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heiðrún @harpy.party · 15 hr
if your club/team/chat/polycule is comprised of mostly gloomy queers you can call yourself The Grey Day Gays.
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heiðrún @harpy.party · 15 hr
another free name from the critically acclaimed naming expert
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heiðrún @harpy.party · 15 hr
just saw a big opossum :)
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heiðrún @harpy.party · 16 hr
*cowperson hat