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@harpy.party

she/her 🧹
good rack, bad personality
sometimes i post nudes 🏳️‍⚧️
venmo @ Harpy_Party
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Geese talk a lot of shit for a creature with an Achilles neck.
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*meeting a gay couple* which of you is Data and which of you is Lore?
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got a new pendant that i really like but i'm not gonna post a picture, you'll just have to wait until i get bored enough to post my boobs again
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I have exceptionally diverse friends except for the fact that around six years old all of us were told by some kind adult that, “nobody’s perfect!” & we glowered, & made our hands into fists, & thought, “I’ll show you.”
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What's wrong babe you haven't touched your boobs all morning
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wishbone italian girlfriend
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i want to create a thing called "wizard kisses". no idea if it's a sex thing or a drug thing or other thing yet. i just feel that it should exist
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"the road ahead" acrylic on hardboard
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the tyranny of the toilet
humans are the only animal that can't just poop wherever they want
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humans are the only animal that can't just poop wherever they want
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The Minotaur is scary because he has the head of a herbivore and the body of a guy
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I wonder if I could chew my way out of an enclosure
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friends are for children, adults should only have enemies
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Kickflip would be a cool name if anyone is having a baby
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spacejam is the only movie about a jam in space
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spacejam is the only movie about a jam in space
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Kickflip would be a cool name if anyone is having a baby
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it's been raining for a couple of hours and I'm very happy for my garden
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iron chef theme playing as I clumsily rip open a gluten free freezer pizza box
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now that I'm a nasty little goblin maybe I'll be able to find a boyfriend