America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72

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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72

@hellointernet.bsky.social

1993 Pinewood Derby champion
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They’re gonna start doing the Beastie Boys again. Open auditions to replace the guy that died. Big opportunity for me
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I ate pussy hotdog style on the 4th of july
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I need a place from which I can order some bone-in fried chicken, and one hot dog
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Being an eight year old and watching SpongeBob SquarePants is all about relating to SpongeBob. But being a fourty-three year old and watching it? That’s all about relating to Squidward! 😂🤣 how about some freakin’ peace and quiet?? 🤣🤣🤣
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Fried mortadella and provolone sandwich w/ Dijon mustard and mayo. Get like me
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If this Dr. Disrespect person hadn’t disrespected the boundaries of his marriage the way that he did, then maybe he’d still have.. whatever job he previously had
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Shifty Shellshock died doing what he loved. Smoking so much meth that it made him insane while banging chicks. Requiescat in pace
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Got Panda Express® black pepper Angus steak with fried rice all over my dick
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When you disrespect me on the computer, this is who you’re disrespecting
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They used to tell you that if you misbehaved or underperformed in school, that it would go on your “permanent record”. What they didn’t tell you is that your permanent record is real as hell. It’s why you don’t get paid more and why you aren’t happier. Great job loser
Outdoor Lesbos: Bride VS Mother-in-Law: Lesbian Human Bullet Cum Battle!! Chisato Shoda Yuri Honma
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Making sweet, dripping wet love to my wife while the Bubble Bobble music plays
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uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh garfield is a he/him lesbian. anyone who disagrees is fascist
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I invented a new kind of rye bread. It’s just one big, kitty cat-sized caraway seed
The Entire Office Is In Heat!!! -I Apologize! I'll Call You Back As Soon As I'm Done Having Sex.-
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I live inside an abandoned Hollister at the mall
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“Shutter Island”? Buddy, they should have called this “‘SHUDDER’ Island”! Because it had me quaking in my boots! Yikes!!! 🤣🫣
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