America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72

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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72

@hellointernet.bsky.social

1993 Pinewood Derby champion
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Happy Season 3 Episode 8 of “Twin Peaks” Day, to those who celebrate
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Every now and then I think about this album cover, and I wonder what was going on when it was designed. Why does the guy look like I should be wearing 3D glasses to look at him
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Me breaking into your house so I can pilfer the logs out of your toilet
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This is possibly the funniest combination of thumbnail and headline ever
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Happy 3rd birthday to one of my favorite tweets ever
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Too scary for me dogg, if I see this in VR I will die
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Fried mortadella and provolone sandwich w/ Dijon mustard and mayo. Get like me
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When you disrespect me on the computer, this is who you’re disrespecting
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“Shutter Island”? Buddy, they should have called this “‘SHUDDER’ Island”! Because it had me quaking in my boots! Yikes!!! 🤣🫣
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