My first proposal was to order some large proportion of the fleet of federal vehicles to park in the SCOTUS parking lots.
Not all crimes are horrible, like assassination. Some are just petty, annoying ways of making it clear how crazy it is to give the President this much power.
Have we fully considered the possibilities opened up by the fact that the Supreme Court building is federal property?
BUBBLEGUM SCENTED AIR FRESHENER IN THE HVAC DUCTS.
We can't do anything about their caseload; it's up to them to decide when to grant cert. I imagine Biden could, however, reassign the entire secretarial staff. Maybe even spend the budget or office supplies on quills and ink, as the Framers intended.
Practicing lawyers seemed to think that Congress taking control of the federal docket or returning to the pre-1925 status quo is never going to happen, but I’m sure some sort of judicial reform will be passed in the next Democratic Congress
The Guano Islands Act let 19th-century sailors claim deserted guano islands for the USA. We had over 100 of these and still own 10, militarily administered by the president. If we save one for Trump's exile, that leaves 9 for the justices. (Kagan, Sotomayor and Jackson should get first pick.)
Another "crazy" idea:
Know how some states and businesses are banning face masks during a COVID uptick?
Cue the "Presedential Freedom of Masking Act of 2024," with tax breaks for individuals that wear N95 masks for at least ninety days in 2024.