Holly Brockwell

@hollybrocks.bsky.social

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Cats & tech. Freelance writer & owner of Holly's Merry Moggies, a small rescue for elderly, disabled & unwanted kitties.

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Our fosterer has just sent the best cat picture I've ever seen

"Why do you stay up for the election, you could just get the result in the morning" This. This is why.

Tory HQ rn

I'm such a millennial that I just edited a message to remove an accidental full stop at the end in case they thought I was angry

With apologies to Julie Andrews

The shibboleth of the Millennial / Gen Z divide is undoubtedly little pictures of faces. Gen Z can keep "emoji" -- "emoticon" forever!

You ever just get like... Too tired to go to bed

Pluto, Blep Wizard of the Magical Oven Glove

What is he even doing

Can I just share the description of the plant group I'm in because I did it ages ago & just found it again and I'm a bit proud

Smol Paul maths: Heat mat - cover = cool mat! Genius.

"Bloom where you're planted" is a stupid inspirational phrase. Anyone who's ever done any gardening knows plants are pissy little divas and won't bloom if the soil even looks at them wrong

Is there a British version of "nickel and diming" someone? And if not, can we please make one? "Tuppencing and thruppencing"?

Don't know why people get so confused between .doc and .docx, it's simple. .doc is the generic and .docx is the British variant x

1. The nice, soft kittening box I prepared for Kit 2. The actual litter tray in which she decided to have her babies 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣🤷🏻‍♀️

"wait wait wait wait ...am i a cat?"

"Screw your smol sofa, I am Larj Paul!"

Duolingo but for learning people's numbers in case you lose your phone

I bet the only people who've thought about the Bread Crate Challenge today are me, and people who are still injured from the Bread Crate Challenge

Why is 'cabbage' a boring vegetable and not the act of getting an uber

Update on Kit Moss, our pregnant stray: we think the kittens are imminent and may well come this weekend. Mum and her tiny head are doing really well ❤️

This is cool: Camp VC, a women-only weekend for "opening up activities and opportunities traditionally dominated by men," inc motorsports, welding, DIY, skating, archery, axe throwing etc www.campvc.co.uk

CAMP VCwww.campvc.co.uk CAMP VC - A womxn's only moto + outdoor adventure festival, North Wales,UK. • ACTION SPORTS • DIRT BIKING • CAMPING • SKATEBOARDING • WORKSHOPS • INSPIRING TALKS • LIVE ENTERTAINMENT + MORE!

If anyone was wondering how Smol Paul's day is going, the answer is he's very busy and important

I like my computers like I like my mascara: not Mac

My new favourite insult: "you look like you have a plastic lawn"

He's laying on my copy of Happy News but he is the happiest news

Wow, Gen Z even killed ghosts

Getting photobombed himself, for once! #smolpaul

This little lady came to me at the weekend after her owner abandoned her in the woods. Took her to the vets yesterday... she's pregnant. Looks like only two babies from the ultrasound, but she's about as thrilled as I am :/

Took Smol Paul in for his vaccine booster and the vet said he "shows signs of dwarfism"!!! He is, in fact, *medically smol*