h. p. heisler: have you ever thought about how the sexual dimorphism of modern disney characters has perfectly paralleled the sexual dimorphism of the proboscis monkey. i cannot stop thinking about it.

have you ever thought about how the sexual dimorphism of modern disney characters has perfectly paralleled the sexual dimorphism of the proboscis monkey. i cannot stop thinking about it.

This is why Colette from Ratatouille is GOATed (possibly with the sauce).

A very fine reduction sauce.

Colette confirmed trans 👍

I'm so glad they picked that primate and not one that would lead to Pixar moms with red butts

You’ve just cracked this whole thing wide open

so anime humans are cats and disney humans are proboscis monkeys... slowly putting the puzzle pieces together

I never did before but now I am

Wait a minute--

no, no, I've not thought about this

we've been calling the boy nose the proboscis and the girl nose the snout behind closed doors for so long it's just nice to bring it to the people.

Thaddeus und Spongebob

are you Elmer the fruit vendor

You know, I wonder what the nose of a intersex proboscis monkey’s look like

i.e. disney characters are sexualized subtly via supernormal stimuli in facial features

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superno...

Supernormal stimulus - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.org

Kakarot what are you saying?

look i'm not a furry, but tell me this isn't a sexy mouse.

KAKAROT YOU WEAKLING! HOW COULD YOU BEFALL PREY TO SUCH A THING! ITS AS IF YOU WERENT EVEN TRYING!

Does this include the male's other defining characteristic? The one all the photographs always have very well placed leaves to hide. Red Rocket 24/7.

It possibly fills the visual void where an original storyline would lie

Wait... This isn't just Disney... Less pronounced, but it's still there.

this feels like forbidden knowledge

You're right, but you shouldn't say it.

holy shit

no nononon o no noo

Proboscis Luke now canon

oh man XD Have you posted that anywhere that's publicly viewable?

Thank you for this knowledge. Truly.

oh it's breaking containment. I just saw this in the wilds of tumblr.

quite frankly i would not have it any other way.

It hit FB and Wild Green Memes earlier today!

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