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Spoiler alert: it's "fuck that guy"

I know some of you have to watch this for, like, your jobs and stuff, but for everyone who isn't required to by virtue of having a mortgage, I urge you to watch something better, like this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQnF...

FROINLAVEN, FOR 10 MINUTESwww.youtube.com Oy vey...

If JD Vance were a news headline:

Right now, the RNC is wasting a very serious moment -- the immediate aftermath of political violence -- and instead of milking it for all it's worth, instantly pivoting to a Nelson Muntz "HA-ha!" moment, the selection of the VP. Not Rubio? HA-ha! Not North Dakota eyebrows guy? HA-ha!

I've always been partial to "who would win a fight between Droopy and Deputy Dawg?", or occasionally "if a man and a half can dig a hole and a half in a day and a half, then how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?"

Do you think in reality there truly was a king or perhaps war leader ('dux bellorum') named Arthur living in immediately post-Roman Britain who halted the advance of Germanic invaders for a generation or does the glaring lack of primary source material indicate that he was probably apocryphal?

Here's a thing you didn't know: Hello Kitty Strawberry Ramune and Faygo Redpop taste very similar. So all of you anime fans and insane clowns now have something in common.

A lot of you are saying "nothing good can come of this' but not so fast: CNN's breaking news coverage has preempted this week's Bill Maher show, with guests Kevin McCarthy and Ben Shapiro.

Tonight's cocktail: the Bluesky Reply Guy Rocks glass, rocks: - 1oz gin (McCormick, finest plastic-bottle gin from Missouri!) - 1oz Dolin Genepy (see 'Chartreuse shortage') - 1oz Luxardo Antica (I'm out of regular Luxardo) - 1/2oz lime juice - fill with tonic water It's like me: a little much

In case any of you have nostalgia for the early 90s late-night Detroit house music shows on CIMX, here's a song that was in heavy rotation on it thirty-three years ago. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pC_z...

The KLF - Last Train To Trancentral (Live From The Lost Continent) (Official Video)www.youtube.com The KLF - Last Train To Trancentral (Live From The Lost Continent) (Official Video)An Atlas AdventureDirected by Bill ButtKLF Communications Listen to Solid ...

TONIGHT, ON CNN: Jake Tapper interviews new UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer.

[Twelve years ago] Joe Biden has so many verbal gaffes we're gonna make a running joke about it! [Today] We lack all awareness of history but are Joe Biden's newly-occurring verbal gaffes a sign that he is declining? www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix...

Introducing the Joe Biden Gaffe-o-Meterwww.washingtonpost.com Joe Biden said Tuesday that the middle class was "buried" in the last four years. But where does that gaffe fit in the universe of Biden flubs?

The discourse: The Democrats really need to work on their messaging Democrats: (incorporate CNN and NYT into the circular firing squad) Discourse: NO NOT LIKE THAT JFC OMFGLCOPTER

The Washington Post, with the sixth (and hopefully final) iteration of this joke:

Be the election campaign you wish to see in the world.

[ext. patio - sundown] Biden reclining in a rocking chair Joe Biden Are you tired of hearing about the president every day? Want to live in a world where decisions aren't made by a senile orangutan or a sleep paralysis demon that uses migrant bones as a toothpick?

Dear FiveThirtyEight: Please reorder your "closest races" chart by partisan lean, and stick some big lines around where 270 electoral votes are; individual horse races are only meaningful in the context of who they enable. To wit:

Blitz Primary? Please. Golden Bachelorette, Democratic First Lady Edition!

Poll question for DC-area residents. The official anthem of DC should be: A) Mambo Sauce "Welcome to DC" B) Fugazi "Waiting Room" C) Chuck Brown "Bustin' Loose" D) 3 "Swann Street" E) (other - explain in replies)

Amidst all the cries for Biden to step down, I am reminded of what I said on the election night when it had become apparent that Donald Trump was going to win the presidency, which was: dance with a furious anger. And I see no reason to change my position now. www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJRB...

Endangered Specieswww.youtube.com Provided to YouTube by Red Music InternationalEndangered Species · Deep ForestMusic Detected℗ 2002 Sony Music Entertainment (France) S.A.SReleased on: 2002-0...

Bluesky: every night, Cherie Priest posts a good night from her cat, and Chris Geidner says "let us try to be good to one another". If that's not enough, I have a suggestion. Go to YouTube, and search for "all you fascists". There's dozens of covers. A friend suggests the Rhiannon Giddens. 1/2

BACHELOR CHOW, LIBATIONS EDITION: THE LAST WORD'S REPLY GUY Rocks glass rocks: - 2 parts gin (Archaeology) - 1 part Luxardo - 1 part Luxardo antica - 2 parts Dolin Genepy (on accounta the Chartreuse shortage) - 2 parts lime juice - 1 balsamic cherry Stir, serve with a sneer.

I think CNN has reached the point where replacing all of their programming with just this on a loop would be an improvement. And every once in a while, you could turn it on for two minutes, think "yup, that's it", and then forget about it again for a few months. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U4H...

Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewherewww.youtube.com Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUAExcruciating up-to-the-minute coverage of some irrelevant bullshit story that has no ramifications wha...

I don't generally carry a cellphone, but if anything is going to convince me to, it's this:

I recommend taking five to ten minutes to put your US rep, US senators, and state and local elected officials into your phone contacts so you can instantly call them whenever you get mad, which will be every day from now until we die.

Two things: 1) I think it'll be ironic if the UK manages to throw off their asshole fascist party while France and the USA cannot. Seems like there's somethin pithy in there, like "the arc of revolutions is long, but tends towards 360 degrees". 2) 'Keir Starmer' is an anagram of 'skirt reamer'.

Republicans in 1970: Regulations were written in blood. Republicans in 2024: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

New guitar strings make a difference. If you've reached the point in your life where someone else is restringing your guitars for you every day, you've arrived. Tell your roadie to donate your day-old guitar strings to the less fortunate.

ok i have another quote tweet prompt. what's something, big or small, related to your job or hobby, that most people don't know that you would like to have them know? it can be a concept, a piece of history, some vocabulary, or something else.

Very persuasive, but I worry that supporting this publicly might have negative repercussions at my $120,000/year job at Homeless Peoples' Shit Incineration LLC.

Everybody has a terminal case of narcissism and a deathlike fear of being wrong so we all just sit around going "Ahem sorry but your using the wrong pronouns is just as bad as me getting paid to incinerate the belongings of homeless people" while capital eats everything it hasn't already eaten

Seeing Kubica leading makes me desperate to make a "this guy could beat you with one hand tied behind his back" joke. I swear, it's even more emergent than the Monaco Grand Prix "Prince Albert in the can" jokes. Seriously: how many of his security detail have been fired for inappropriate laughter?

When I was sixteen, for Christmas I got exactly one gift: _Fragile_, on vinyl. I still have it. All these years later, and this guy is still doing this? This makes me happy in ways I cannot adequately explain. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn-k...

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Even though this is a good first step, sadly Hunter Biden still needs to be convicted of an additional thirty-one crimes before he is qualified to be the Republican nominee for President.