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Closing out the day with some important texts. I haven't heard from them for a few minutes. I may have gone too far. having one's salad dreams toyed with is a time-honored rite of passage. Yep, too far. Rookie mistake.
You had a good run there for a while though. ah yes, I remember Johnny Hates Jazz's 1987 hit Salad Dreams You see Amy, I charge good money to toss my Salad. Please forward your information so I may process the invoice. dammit you got there first Thank you, now I don’t have to How does Salad feel about scrambled eggs With all these steamed hams Back in my day they’d call instead of texting, that’s for got-damn sure Sounds like Amy is a woman laughing alone with Salad. No, her friends are just out of the frame, laughing too these are your salad days I do the same and try to get their credit card numbers. No luck yet.
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