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I tried; I failed. I tried again; I failed. I tried again; I thought I finally succeeded. I was wrong.

I think I’m done trying.
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When someone says they give up and it isn’t worth it anymore, maybe, just once in a while, they’re right.
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I love the ad reads @heathercampbell.bsky.social does on Get Played, but the ones she does for DraftKings her best ones, the most self-aware ads I’ve ever heard; the wa-ha-hacky world of gambling!… will utterly ruin your life, please get help Makes me wonder what a BetterHelp read would sound like
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Cool cool cool cool cool
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👀 big if true …wait, no, that’s not what we were told
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Just went outside, pretty neat!
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@jordanmorris.bsky.social if you send @jessethorn.bsky.social back to Drexel’s Class, just take care that Nick Freno: Licensed Teacher* isn’t subbing
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@hallublin.bsky.social @markgags.bsky.social Gonna second Adam’s recommendation on We Got This: Treevenge is *insane* and you gotta see it at least once. It’s even crazier than Rubber.
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I sure hope this doesn’t get posted on twitter again
NEW: Twitter has deleted the thread which revealed the real name of the infamous neo-Nazi comic artist known as "StoneToss"
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Marcus Aurelius says u don’t have to have a take on fucking everything 🙌
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@jessethorn.bsky.social @jordanmorris.bsky.social @mattlieb.bsky.social after listening to JJGo I thought I’d mention that Big League Chew was also co-invented by Todd Field—who was in Twister (1996) and directed Tár (2022)—when he was a little-leaguer
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DRIVE (2011, dir. Nicolas Wendig Refn) #OnePerfectShot Filmsky Kavinsky 📽️🏎️🥊😶
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@pftompkins.bsky.social @janiehaddad.bsky.social re: Brazil & Portuguese (1/2) Back when Europeans were out subjugating people all over the new world, Spain and Portugal entered an agreement over the lands they were grabbing; Spain would take the Pacific and the western part of South America
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Me looking at your posts
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“is that the same guy who did the biko song?” —my 11-year-old daughter, who heard that song exactly once in her life, while Sledgehammer plays at the grocery store
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Happy seventh anniversary of Richard Spencer Getting Punched Day (remembering the context, this was the only good part of the day)
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@doughboys.bsky.social stop talking shit about Marc Doofson and get him on the pod
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happy january 6 errbody can’t wait until trump is found dead on his toilet with a perforated colon and a traumatic rectal prolapse c ya next year
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happy january 6 errbody can’t wait until trump is found dead on his toilet with a perforated colon and a traumatic rectal prolapse c ya next year
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Oh but when I announce a pubic ham dinner I’m arrested for public indecen— …ohhh… 🤦
Still probably the best sign I’ve ever personally seen (it was at the Masonic temple in our neighborhood)
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When life gives you lemons, make a lemonade that ends life