clownpenis.fartlow

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Professional. Homosexual. Dog dad. (n.b. . = 👏)

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A Mark V e-meter. Found at a yard sale - offered $5 and was accepted.

Reskeet with something you own that most people don’t. 1980s Soviet programmable RPN calculator. Still works perfectly.

so hey how did RFK Jr. and the worm do

hang em upside down

BATON ROUGE, La. (AP) — Louisiana becomes the first state to require that the Ten Commandments be displayed in public school classrooms.

homophobia includes expecting me to go to work tomorrow

I don't remember Daren the Lion from D.A.R.E. - he is apparently the spokeslion - but am I wrong that he is just super, super gay

what the hell

request denied

is there a more concise way to say this

Repost with a pic you saved that you haven't found a use for.

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Repost with a pic you saved that you haven’t found a use for.

cruel

headed to easter lunch, ready to talk with the republican cousin

say what you will about joe lieberman. that's it, that's the skeet.

a...small majority?

pathetic

lol, lmao even

one might say that

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Today, I traced an unbroken line of my family back to 1205 ad. Generation after generation struggling against adversity to carry the genes and name forward. And then I saw that I'm the last in the line, and I'm like: "I watched loads of TV and totally forgot to have kids. lol. Soz."

are we really doing this

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He's like a side character in The Master & The Margarita

Mike Pence is still the funniest character in all of this. They were literally chanting “hang Mike Pence” and he tries to play it off as a distraction from the real issue of whether the Yale cafeteria is too woke or some shit

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lmao. to elaborate: rofl. (Yeah, this is still going on, and she's still losing.) www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024...

Kim Davis must pay $260,000 legal fees over same-sex marriage license refusalwww.theguardian.com Former county clerk had disputed lawyers’ fees for Kentucky couple who won $100,000 damages

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Mickey, No!

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Need two more followers for 100 and that would be a special little Christmas gift for this stupid little account

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The Krassenstein brothers provoke this very primal reaction in my brain, like the baby in Eraserhead. There's disgust, revulsion, and an overwhelming need to smother it in its sleep.

Wormboy is stoked!