Iain Bancarz: Such a pity Walter Mondale isn't available to be his running mate. But Michael Dukakis is 90 years old and no doubt ready to spring into action.

it really fucking bothers me that this collective hysteria has me defending joe fucking biden

I have a simple plan: 1) Joe Biden gives a tearful speech about the need for someone younger to lead. 2) Contested convention. 3) By secret ballot, Dem delegates select the new candidate: Jimmy Carter.

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It's time for Dem politicians to take a stand on something, and that something is, "who is the oldest possible candidate we can field?" That's right: Jimmy Carter.

he's only 99, not even going for a centenarian? typical democratic wishywashy nambypamby shit

It's the centrist compromise: a President who isn't 100 yet, but will be as President.

Such a pity Walter Mondale isn't available to be his running mate. But Michael Dukakis is 90 years old and no doubt ready to spring into action.

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