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it really fucking bothers me that this collective hysteria has me defending joe fucking biden
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I have a simple plan: 1) Joe Biden gives a tearful speech about the need for someone younger to lead. 2) Contested convention. 3) By secret ballot, Dem delegates select the new candidate: Jimmy Carter.
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4) just in time, the Islamic Republic collapses under the weight of its own mismanagement and Carter wins 47 states+DC
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Then we all wake up to the soothing tones of Crystal Gayle on the AM dial, and realize it's November 1980, and we just hallucinated the last 44 years.
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Wait, interest rates at WHAT? Also, where'd my XBox go?
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It's time for Dem politicians to take a stand on something, and that something is, "who is the oldest possible candidate we can field?" That's right: Jimmy Carter.
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he's only 99, not even going for a centenarian? typical democratic wishywashy nambypamby shit
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It's the centrist compromise: a President who isn't 100 yet, but will be as President.
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Carter would survive the whole term and then die peacefully in Plains with a hammer in his hand
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if rosalynn were still here, perhaps
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Such a pity Walter Mondale isn't available to be his running mate. But Michael Dukakis is 90 years old and no doubt ready to spring into action.
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Carter will turn 100 in October! (before the election)
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Willie Nelson just got a clean bill of health. Cleanish. Just saying.
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He’s the only Democrat in the field who successfully survived a contested convention
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Jimmy Carter has been reported as "not awake every day" and I'd vote for him over Joe Biden because he sees Palestinians as human beings. The bar is so damn low and Joe could have made it! Even at 82! But alas! I'm being told to just ignore a whole ass genocide by American weapons and money!
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And so you're going to do nothing to stop someone who wants to happily expand that genocide and harm your supposed allies. Brilliant plan, can't possibly backfire exactly like the last time the exact same thing happened
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I'm putting pressure on the *current president of the United States* that if he would like to continue to be so, he needs to listen to his constituents who are asking for our country to stop funding the mass murder of little kids.
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You're doing nothing of the sort. What you are doing is demonstrating a complete lack of understanding of how things work, while making sure your supposed allies in marginalized communities know that you'll sell them out in a heartbeat and harm the cause you loudly yell about at the same time.
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I support the new unity ticket. Harris / Manchin.
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Man this would’ve been Joe Lieberman’s miment!
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