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I ate three hot dogs last night and woke up this morning feeling rested and refreshed, follow me for more health tips
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i̶n̶s̶i̶d̶e̶ m̶e̶ a̶r̶e̶ t̶w̶o̶ w̶o̶l̶v̶e̶s̶ Inside me are three hot dogs
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I had at least 20 chicken nuggets last night
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well fuck you too!! bsky.app/profile/wine...
not even the first time i’ve accidentally left them out. my bf told me this would happen! “how?” i’d say. “it’s not real meat!” and he’d look at me like i’m a dumbass and i guess that’s when i should’ve started learning a little something about food safety and yet here i am
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Food poisoning is a legit bummer though, I'm sorry! I think the lesson here is that veganism is unhealthy
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I sleep better when I’ve had at least three drinks the night before, and I’m reeeeeeeally trying not to take that lesson to heart but….
Oh wow, wait till you are older and even 1 drink will disturb your dreams 🍺🍻🍷🍸
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Er…how old do you think I am? Because I’m damn sure I’m way older than the average person on this site
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... people keep saying this site is mostly elder millennials or something but I'm pretty sure most of the people I follow are older than that... idk if that's just me or what
I’m only guessing younger than me since it has been in the last decade that I find my sleep to be disturbed by more than one drink. Being a late Boomer I’d guess most people here are younger than me! Of course different people react differently as we age, hopefully you continue to sleep well 😴
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I had 3 hot dogs for dinner last week, then woke up at midnight with the most painful heartburn I've ever had in my life. It could happen to you...
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This is kinda crazy because i had 4 and i also feel amazing today
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The glizzy method, proven effective in clinical trials
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what toppings. this is important for my health.
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Chili crisp and spicy mayo, in other words the first two things I saw in the fridge
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hell ya i'm going to get so healthy 📝
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This logic checks out. I ate a salad yesterday and was up all night with “intestinal distress” from what I assume was dodgy spinach. So there you go.