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It's quite simple. We just need to find a very powerful wizard I think about this and sigh wistfully, conservatively, once a day well, not *that* kind of wizard I don't know if we want to mess with more magic.
This all feels like someone wished on a monkey's paw. I would very much like to covert back to non-monkey's paw decision making please and thanks Definitely a few wizards around parts these days, but I don't think they're the kind that you're looking for. I need to get 20,000 experience points, immediately. John Oliver tried to make his own bribery wizard. Alan Moore and Grant Morrison aren't enough. Folks, it's time to get into Chaos Magick. I’ve been told I’m a witch, does that count? i keep telling the spirits i need magic powers to fix things, but they don't want to give me any for some reason But how would we know he's a GOOD wizard & not a Jafar shit beard? Is there a list? Maybe some kind of radio to call one? A store we can trust? We need bald Tilda Swinton. I’d settle for a well-fed hobbit at this point Did someone call for a wizard? 
