Ian Boudreau: Instead of switching candidates, they should try building a special chair for Biden. Maybe deep underground, under the Himalayas. You hook him up to that and it keeps him alive, somehow. Maybe it's made of gold and powered by psychic energy from human sacrifice

Instead of switching candidates, they should try building a special chair for Biden. Maybe deep underground, under the Himalayas. You hook him up to that and it keeps him alive, somehow. Maybe it's made of gold and powered by psychic energy from human sacrifice

important to do this before Hunter starts some kind of heresy

Will some people have a serious issue with this? Yeah probably. That's a problem for later though

40,000 years later?

“Yeah human sacrifice is bad but this is the system we have. Would you prefer Trump?? He would sacrifice MORE people!” 😡

This chair will feed him adrenochrome that will start to make him like Benjamin Buttons.

This is bound to work out well and not result in a bleak, shadowy (maybe even grim? And dark?) future. All great no problems whatsoever

A throne, if you will. He can rest on it for a long, long time.

Biden Pontifex

They should just Mr. House him at this point.

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Listen here jack, let me tell you something about She Who Thirsts

I know someone orange we can sacrifice

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