Thanks. This explains 'journalism is the only profession protected in the US constitution'. It's not (because it wasn't a profession), it's the means of disseminating opinions that is protected (along with the opinions themselves).
Oo. I've used every conveyance there, except unicycle. One of the things about ballooning is driving the retrieve vehicle. You're chasing an object in 3-space, when you yourself are constrained to something like 1.5-space (cos roads aren't everywhere)
'After ramming it a few times, a piece of the rudder broke off and that was even more fun because there was something to play with.'
release the pool noodles!
Drivers who do this and wave you through inside their car are the worst. Use your headlights to get my attention. The inside of your vehicle is a black box to me.