ME: *to my wife* god, im really tired. i think im going to go ahead and go to bed early.
THE KABUKI PERFORMER WHO FOLLOWS ME AROUND AND DRAMATIZES MY ACTIONS AND EMOTIONAL STATES: *banging a huge cymbal*
My wife to me the other morning: "you know how in manga and anime when a character wakes up they do that stretchy thing? In real life, no one does that. You do that."
