pee wee herman-palladino: ME: *to my wife* god, im really tired. i think im going to go ahead and go to bed early. THE KABUKI PERFORMER WHO FOLLOWS ME AROUND AND DRAMATIZES MY ACTIONS AND EMOTIONAL STATES: *banging a huge cymbal*

ME: *to my wife* god, im really tired. i think im going to go ahead and go to bed early. THE KABUKI PERFORMER WHO FOLLOWS ME AROUND AND DRAMATIZES MY ACTIONS AND EMOTIONAL STATES: *banging a huge cymbal*

Me, arriving at work: "really gonna get some stuff done today. time to get productive." Kabuki Guy: [series of slapstick maneuvers trying to get a fan open and failing, hitting himself on the head with it in his attempts then doing a pratfall and then the fan opens]

I’m going to be thinking about this one for years I can tell

Cymbalism

Take your like and get out

My wife to me the other morning: "you know how in manga and anime when a character wakes up they do that stretchy thing? In real life, no one does that. You do that."

Lots of folk do it. There’s a word for it. Pandiculation.

I gotta get me one of those...

aww man where'm I gonna get kabuki at this time of night,

been thinking about this all day

CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG

This is hilarious and I cannot explain why. Re-skeeting.

probably the funniest thing i've read on this website so far

dok dok YOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this a good one mark

This? Is art.

I do NOT want people from the other places to see this post. It's Art. This here's why they need to be here but I like having all you effing hilarious humans to myself 🩷😆 You know, like that one place you stay zipped about in town 🙊

Lol

Received this as a share in my group chat. Absolutely fantastic 😭

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