Isabel Cooper: Also interestingly: they couldn't find his dong, so Isis carved him one out of wood. I am not familiar enough with UK politics to follow this metaphor to its conclusion.

I love it when everyone's been up so long you start getting this kind of punch-drunk reporting.

Also interestingly: they couldn't find his dong, so Isis carved him one out of wood. I am not familiar enough with UK politics to follow this metaphor to its conclusion.

…this is the second time recently I’ve seen people acting like Osiris magically put himself back together. His wife did it.

To be fair to whichever of the live update journalists who wrote that, they did dutifully link to a source saying just that! www.britannica.com/topic/Osiris...

Thank you! I feel the above needed that additional context.

Well there is someone who's job description is "Black Rod", so...

WHOSE dammit.

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