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“The liberty of man is not safe in the hands of any church. Wherever the Bible and sword are in partnership, man is a slave.” - Robert J. Ingersoll

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Another Twilight Zone banger: Sam: I thought if a man lived forever, he'd grow wiser. But that isn't true, is it? Walter: You just go on living. That’s all.

Update: they had to put into the back seats. MY GUY, WHAT DID YOU BUY THE TRUCK FOR?

Watching a guy with a short bed truck try to load a tv into it is hilarious.

We've already had one Friday, yes. But what about Second Friday?

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Mark Twain hated the Fourth of July. He was often invited to speak at Independence Day festivities. His audiences assumed that his reliably unpatriotic remarks were tongue-in-cheek jests. But he meant that shit. 1/9

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Reading about a Scandinavian sheets test and 4 out of 5 couples that tried it shared a Queen bed. I cannot get past that. Couples sleeping together, for the love of god, you need a KING.

Not normally a prompt guy, but yes please, The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening X The Twilight Zone

Star Trek: Enterprise / Root ...huh. XD

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All of Lower Decks season one is up for free on the P+ YouTube for a limited time (USA). A great way to intro a friend to the Cerritos! youtu.be/jTQnkijDtRQ?...

Star Trek: Lower Decks | Season 1, Episode 1 | Full Episode | Paramount+youtu.be Second Contact - Ensign Tendi has her first day of work on Starfleet's U.S.S. Cerritos, where she meets fellow support crew members, Ensigns Mariner, Boimler...

James Comey really ratfucked this country. Possibly permanently.

Olds Stop Watching Shitty Videos On Their Phone Loud Enough So Everyone Has To Hear It Challenge

The song of the next four months. From The Decemberists’ “Oh No!”, which also bears a resemblance to Squirrel Nut Zippers’ “Hell” for maximum impact.

Just got fucking Cyberstruck on Highway 61 on the remote coast of northern Minnesota. This is Bob Dylan’s fault somehow.

I am saying right now that I will donate $100 to the Biden campaign if Joe Biden refers to Trump as “a stupid morherfucker’l

I wonder what kind of fucking evil person decided to lock hotel tv motion smoothing on, preventing users from correcting it.

The Decemberists releasing a poorly mastered version of their album, and then fixing it and accidentally including an instrumental-only track that is supposed to have vocals, has been a pretty crap way to try to enjoy a new album.

Just very normal pre-trip Absolute Paralysis

Considering how I go into every meeting, project, errand, and anything at all, just a heavy sigh.

If you were a Starfleet captain what would your catchphrase ("engage", "hit it", "make it so" etc) be?

I have nine days off and the very first thing I did on Day One was clean the dish strainer and sharpen all the knives. I don’t know either.

Concerts in a movie theatre > concerts in real life

Every spider gets the same offer, that I am going to get a paper towel, make it damp, and come back. It can be there and die, or it can be gone. Today, a wise one chose the latter.

Smushi Comes Home...r? Homest? Whatever, MORE SMUSHI!!!

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It doesn't need to be The Legend of Link. It can just be a Legend of Zelda for Zelda. Let her have this.

They were playing Siouxsie and the Banshees at the grocery store the other day and I thought it was neat.

10 episode seasons took away shit like “Riker cooks eggs, Worf loves them. Everyone else does not.”

Just the happiest baby.

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I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️‍🌈💖

People without glasses will never understand the art of taking a shirt off.

LinkedIn: "You appeared in 14 Searches this week!" Me: "Me?" LinkedIn: "lolno, the more successful person with your same exact name."

Don’t do this, AV Club. Don’t give me hope.