need a setting you can enable on your fridge that detects if youre too drunk right before bed and shows you a picture of RoboCop and plays a audio clip of RoboCop saying Do Not Open Another Beer, Citizen. You Will Take Only One Sip before Falling Asleep, Wasting A Can of Beer
if you’re making fun of people with phds because of those headlines about some “ai” being as intelligent then…uhh…not sure what my point is but i have one
if you guys don’t stop watching hours long youtube “documentaries” or “video essays” about stuff then they’re just going to keep making them. you’re complicit
5:06 am: Wake up and scream silently until I can self-medicate
6:24 am: Self-medicate (Limited Edition Cap’n Crunch Red, White & Blue Crunch)
6:31 am: Realize the comma usage on the cereal box does not follow any standard convention; ennui begins to set in
á propos of nothing: when someone hits me with their car i’m going to try whatever i can to prevent them from ever driving again. destroy their car, cripple them, etc. sorry if that’s not woke and they’re trying to get to their minimum wage tipped job
some people might think it’s weird to still post on twitter even when it’s just stormfront skinwalking as the old brand. but if you put the palestinian flag in your name before livetweeting the real housewives episode you’re watching and getting 0-1 likes out of it I think it’s defensible
I do not know what weapons World War III will be fought with, nor do I know what weapons World Wars I and II were fought with. I could not begin to speculate about World War IV
