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The Onion @theonion.com · 16 days
The landmark reversal nullifies all previously lawful forms of right and makes it very difficult for Americans to make ethical decisions or be generally decent human beings without facing criminal charges.
Supreme Court Overturns 'Right v. Wrong'www.theonion.com WASHINGTON—Striking down the judicial precedent that established the legal supremacy of right over wrong more than two centuries ago, the U.S. Supreme Court on Wednesday overturned Right v. Wrong.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16 days
"While there’s a strong historical precedent for a lavish excursion to Bali, the plaintiff has instead taken a more unorthodox approach and presented an all-expenses-paid diving trip off the shores of Aruba."
Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Tripswww.theonion.com WASHINGTON—Admitting that he had never been more conflicted about a ruling in his life, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas was reportedly torn Monday over a case in which both sides offered compell...
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Jeff Lawson @jeffiel.bsky.social · 16 days
I’m quite confused by the collection of Supreme Court decisions… The executive branch enacting the laws of congress via regulation is illegal. But the executive doing illegals acts is now legal? So if the executive enforces regulations, which is now illegal, that’s legal again?
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