The Onion: "While there’s a strong historical precedent for a lavish excursion to Bali, the plaintiff has instead taken a more unorthodox approach and presented an all-expenses-paid diving trip off the shores of Aruba."

"While there’s a strong historical precedent for a lavish excursion to Bali, the plaintiff has instead taken a more unorthodox approach and presented an all-expenses-paid diving trip off the shores of Aruba."

Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Tripswww.theonion.com WASHINGTON—Admitting that he had never been more conflicted about a ruling in his life, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas was reportedly torn Monday over a case in which both sides offered compell...

Scuba? Scuba - one way trip sounds nice!

Not funny anymore. It never was for me. I watched his confirmation hearings and found him dull.

He should opt for Aruba so he can swim with sharks.

"Where In The World Is Clarence Thomas" got a lot funnier when they airtagged his RV

He makes Trump look lawful.

Thomas the Rat

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