Jenna

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Hi everyone! We need a forever home for our new foster, a super good boy who was tied to a wall for most of his life. Can you help him find a home? Cc @darthbluesky.bsky.social

Lou was adopted today!!! Woooo! She’s already hanging with her forever fam. 💙

Anyone in Atlanta? I need a foster take over or adopter for our foster Lou Lou. ASAP! Please help! We don’t wanna send her back to the shelter. Cc @darthbluesky.bsky.social

Lady at Costco with the faded Kirkland t shirt on… I see you. 😍

I’m think the stray cat that adopted me is the only cat on earth that doesn’t purr. It’s unsettling.

Anyone in Atlanta? I need a foster take over or adopter for our foster Lou Lou. ASAP! Please help! We don’t wanna send her back to the shelter. Cc @darthbluesky.bsky.social

Absolutely no one: Me waking up at 3am: do Alvin and the chipmunks have a last name?

@darthbluesky.bsky.social would you like to meet our foster pup, Lou Lou?

Foster dog was drooling. Daughter (4) said “ew I got dog juice on me!” 😂😂😂

I’ve got a half day and evening to myself in London this week. I want to fill my soul with art and food. What should I eat/see?

Heading to London for work tomorrow. I have exactly 6 hours to myself to look at art and eat what I want. What should I see/eat?

Tough day. You know what to do (send puppies)

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START CARING ABOUT TRANS PEOPLE WHEN WE ARE ALIVE TOO

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Went to an all company event in SF with 500 people. Predictably got sick. Fast. Now I’m home after a red eye and I feel like death. My eyeballs hurt. My hair follicles hurt. Not COVID (so far) but still wretched. Now I still have to parent toddlers. 🆘

This Jezebel is slowly forgiving me for taking her to the vet after being homeless for 10 years. YOU’RE WELCOME

A cat walked into my house while I was watering plants. She used to belong to a family but has been roaming for around 10 years. She decided she was staying. Here 24/7 for about 3 weeks. Finally caved & took her to vet. $500 later I’ve got ear drops in my fridge and cat has not been seen since. 🤬🤬🤬

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Nice! My dad was on the shuttle program. This picture, which appeared in a 1981 issue of National Geographic, depicts his hand holding a shuttle tile that just came out of kiln, but was already cool enough to hold barehanded by the corners.

Away for a bit because I got logged out and felt lazy. What did I miss?

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[Werner Herzog voice] Filled with sugary juice, he brings joy to children everywhere. And yet Kool-Aid Man feels empty; his grief constant and unforgiving

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don’t call cops for wellness checks

Breakfast yesterday with my kids (5&3) Me: what did you dream about? My son (5): I dreamed our Christmas tree grew and grew out of our roof into outer space! My daughter (3): I dreamed about princesses, unicorns, rainbows, and a spider crawling on my face!!! (You cannot make this stuff up)

Best kids starter bike for 3-5 year olds?

94 holiday cards have been deployed 🫠

WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME FLEABAG WAS SO GOOD DAMN

I find casinos to be incredibly depressing.

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repost if you agree: skeletons

Older gentleman in the seat next to me sexting with an app hookup ? I know because his screen is at the highest brightness and the text is huge. Get it dude.

Who is going to re:invent?

I’m heading off on my 6th or 7th long haul trip for work in less than three months. Please let this be the last for 2023. Also I have time to kill and fully charged headphones. Send me music recommendations. 🙏