Worlds going to hell but a ray of sunshine is that the Tories got obliterated in England and there’s going to be so many pictures of little fancy guys in bowties crying that it’s going to make us all feel better
Tories: “Now there was some specific reason that everything went so disastrously with us in power, but I’m trying to remember what it was”
Everyone in unison: “You’re a load of useless bloody loonies!”
Tories: “Ah yes, that was it, that was the reason that it was. Pass me the loofah, would you?”
