Brendel: Worlds going to hell but a ray of sunshine is that the Tories got obliterated in England and there’s going to be so many pictures of little fancy guys in bowties crying that it’s going to make us all feel better

Worlds going to hell but a ray of sunshine is that the Tories got obliterated in England and there’s going to be so many pictures of little fancy guys in bowties crying that it’s going to make us all feel better

One of my favorite moments on Twitter was seeing a picture of a bunch of bowtie guys sobbing about the Queen and I asked if that’s what English people meant when they called people Torie Wankers and several British people were like yes absolutely this is it

Can’t believe that weirdo PM saying that he enjoyed sandwiches didn’t get him over the top

It reminded me of mitt romney saying his favorite food was hot dog

He was so real for that

I'm not sure if I agree, I mean on one hand I don't feel like obscenely rich people eat "poverty food," but on the other hand romney's favorite food being pureed pig anuses makes all the sense in the world.

He probably thinks he's getting away with something when he eats em

Maybe if he’d just said dog he’d have done better tbh

Ohhh fuck

Whomst amongst us has not enjoyed a simple hotted dog? - Mittens Mormoney

Sexually Suggestive

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Maybe, just maybe, in four months Tucker Carlson can join them.

Polls not closed! Don't jinx it!

It's too windy today and photo id is required, I don't think the olds are gonna make it to the polls

Wait it's really happening? I thought that post was just wishful thinking. There are still some things right with the world.

The results are just starting to come in but the broadcasters’ exit poll is usually very reliable, to within a few seats. It’s an epic landslide.

Please send us a little bit of that love for next November in the US.

We’re having our ejection on your party day, you’re having yours on ours. Hoping that’s a good omen 🤞

(as typos go that’s pretty apt 🙈🥳)

Hope Jezza can hang on to his seat

Let's pour one out for Britain's strictest headteacher whose favorite past students got clobbered today.

I love how Americans in 1776 were like "check this shit out" and made a super racist "democracy" and we've been crowing about it ever since. Meanwhile, Britain was like "a'ight", made a better democracy, freed the slaves 10 years earlier without a war, and created universal healthcare.

There are some omissions in your overview of British history.

Oh shit, I forgot to include hundreds of thousands of hours of notable history in my 200-something character joke post regarding systems of government, as described in extreme abstract. Thanks man! You're a hero among mortals.

Here to help! 🇬🇧

Man, I just realized you added alt descriptions to three different photos, and I just can't imagine being so blind to humor, and so dedicated to being pedantic, that I'd do that. Probably by the second photo I'd realize "wait, I'm an idiot".

Alt text is good in any situation

You managed to get far past "Britain made a better democracy" without even a whiff of the "Wait, I'm an idiot" thought. What's your secret? Or is "I'm an idiot" the joke in your humorous post?

ironic.

Well, the Tories who are Tories got bodied; the Tories who are Labour did significantly better.

My favourite part has been all the articles doing the equivalent of the NYT 'in this ohio diner' reporting from the Conservative Heartlands.. but because its the Tories they have to go to some twee little village and interview some guy in a boater hat who drinks port about how RISHI LOST HIS WAY..

In the spirit of cultural unity, I give you this comment from a young Tory a few years ago.

I have a picture in my mind now of Michael Gove calling his ex-wife weeping in despair and that’s me cheered right up.

Please post pics tnx

God I hope that's the beginning of a new, worldwide wave. But France makes me worry.

That is a good thing.

👍👍 from USA! Every little bit helps.

labor ran as a lesser evil with an explicitly anti trans platform tho, is that what I'm hearing?

Oh yeah, they're real reactionary about gender over on Normal Island regardless

Now if only the labor party can get their shit together

bsky.app/profile/jeof...

Tories: “Now there was some specific reason that everything went so disastrously with us in power, but I’m trying to remember what it was” Everyone in unison: “You’re a load of useless bloody loonies!” Tories: “Ah yes, that was it, that was the reason that it was. Pass me the loofah, would you?”

Unfortunately, Labor has moved rather far to the right.

Hooray Henry's in bow-ties sobbing into Pimms

Let's hope the red team are different! Do you find in your country that the red and blue teams are different nowadays?

Wait that sounds lovely

Filling a botto o whatta with Tory tears

Bow-tie guys who have often had a cheaply printed campaign T-shirt stretched over their chosen outfit by enthusiastic staffers as they attend the ‘count’ at their local leisure centre. The humiliation is delicious. We love our ‘Portillo moments’ in the UK

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