Angry Cephalopod: Yo dawg I heard you hate graven images so I made you a graven image of that time you said no graven images

Rs: We gotta put biblical rules in schools Me: Holy shit! Like a debt jubilee every 7 years? Rs: Haha, no, not that one Me: like "you shall also love the stranger, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt"? Rs: Hahaha not that one either Me: so, uh, which rules exactly? Rs: Oh, you know the ones

Yo dawg I heard you hate graven images so I made you a graven image of that time you said no graven images

An image of America's eagle patron god, no less (This is the Fraternal Order of Eagles' 1950s poster of the Commandments, that Louisiana law's version is apparently from)

Which was created for a DeMille movie.

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