Jeremy O'Kelley

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Halloween in the streets, Samhain between the sheets.

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my meditation playlist

The Kitty Cat Dance [10 HOURS VERSION]www.youtube.com Original video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaA_cs4WZHMThe heartwarming tale of a cat's insatiable lust for provocative dancing.Itunes - http://itunes.app...

That rib I broke last winter still hurts from time to time when I bend certain ways while breathing in.

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the corgi from cowboy bebop

Looking for an image to demonstrate but I found this and I had to share it.

Watching shorts where a building inspector finds multiple egregious code violations in newly built multimillion dollar homes is how I get off these days.

Guys like Jordan Peterson have always existed. That's basically what the Gorgias is about.

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I'm a peep hole pleaser

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they had to turn salem saberhagen into a cat because they feared his power

enjoy Caturday Night all weekend ☆\m/🐈‍⬛️

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b-52's voice "the beast eye quivers"

poorly developed endosperm

BABY you got my kokoro doki doki BABY you got my kokoro doki doki

As long as everyone involved is a consenting adult, I don't care if it's a May-December relationship. Otherwise would be to infantilize the young, and cast uncalled for suspicion on the older. Also, no one cares when the female partner is the older one, or if the couple is homosexual.

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im sorry i replied without liking. i was only on my third cup of coffee for the day

bondage fairies fans rise up

Just keep in mind that when you sleep with somebody you’re not just sleeping with them your sleeping wither every ant that’s ever been in their bed

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Borderlands-ass-country

“The automated ammunition dispenser uses artificial intelligence technology to verify a buyer’s identification and age through card scanning and facial recognition software.” 💀

Vending machines selling bullets at grocery storeswww.cleveland.com American Rounds offers vending machines, powered by artificial intelligence, that are selling ammo for guns at grocery stores in Alabama and Oklahoma.

I guess I didn't know what a master gardener was, and when I looked it up, it wasn't what I imagined. I thought, as you probably do, that it's a really good gardener (maybe even someone with a degree). Nope, it's basically an educational volunteer.

Oh right, like any sane human being, I hate fireworks.

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"Why do I say 'zee' instead of 'zed?' I thought this was obvious from my accent. It's because I'm a fraud." - Evil Neuro

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In the Russian Parliament, deputies warn against "Satanism" ... "Infernal phenomena are on the increase and pose a direct threat to national security" ... "Eight times already, occult forces have prevented the Duma from passing a law against this evil" A new witch-hunt ! 😡

Au Parlement russe, les députés se prémunissent contre le « satanisme »www.lemonde.fr Les élus ont dressé une liste de personnes et d’organisations faisant « la promotion des idéologies terroristes, extrémistes et destructrices », parmi lesquelles les LGBT, les défenseurs du droit à l’...

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"These are fools that men adore; both their Gods & their men are fools." -Liber Al I:11

Has Tori Amos said anything about the Gaiman allegations?

shiv shaft shove

It's not that I'm afraid, it's that I'm high strung. If I saw Big Foot walking toward me at a rapid pace from across a field, I'd be like "Oh neat." If a toddler jumps out from around a corner and tells "Boo," I will shit my pants.

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Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you? "It don't matter. None of this matters."

Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?

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How about those politics?

excuse me while i flatten the torque curve