Jesse Lansner: It was a bright cold day in October, and the rejected-speaker-candidates counter was striking thirteen.

It was a bright cold day in October, and the rejected-speaker-candidates counter was striking thirteen.

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a Republican party no longer in possession of a its senses or values, must be in want of a speaker.

To lose one speaker may be regarded as a misfortune. To lose a dozen looks like carelessness.

In the Beginning there was the word. And GOP saw to it that there was no Speaker to speak the word.

So they beat on, Republicans against the Speaker, borne back ceaselessly into the past.

The sound of McHenry's gavel echoes the impermanence of all things; the color of the Tidal Basin sakura reveals the truth that the prosperous must decline. The proud do not endure, they are like a dream on a spring night; the mighty fall at last, they are as dust before the wind.

Imagine a push cart delivering boxes of pizzas, forever.

Yup, I LOL'ed

Oh, what a clusterfuck...

It wasn’t THAT bright, obviously.

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