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Jesse Raub

@jesseraub.bsky.social

writer and coffee professional, formerly at Serious Eats, stuff in HAD, Vulture, Polygon, and other places: https://linktr.ee/jesseraub
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again and again
time and time again people are confused that the content they see is directly related to the people they follow and that they’re absolutely lost navigating the internet without an algorithm force feeding them lowest common denominator dreck
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Tuesday, July 16th 2024: it is my thirteenth day in the minnesota suburbs. i am going to order Chipotle for lunch
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well we had a good run but maybe today’s a good day to just shut down the whole internet
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my dad given the prompt “pickle”
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boyd crowder/girld crowder
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my dad set up the backyard pool for my niece but little does he know I’m Going To Jump Into That
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forgot to post the waterfall it’s a good waterfall 👍🏻
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here he is offering to take photos for multiple groups and making best friends with them as he does so
dad and i are gonna get coffee and go look at a waterfall 👍🏻
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everything dies, baby that’s a fact
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i, too, agree that a Blitz Primary would be beneficial to the Democratic Party but only because I don't think most members would survive getting speared by an offensive tackle in a game with no penalties
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this video was like 30% of the way to wigan kebab this video was wigan kebab methadone
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him: do you have something for me me: yeah, borofkas him: borofkas….? me: borofkas deez nuts him: don’t talk about your family’s legacy that way
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“i want you flat on your back. helpless. tender. open. with only me to help. and then i want you strong again. you’re not going to die. you might wish you’re going to die but you’re not going to. you need to settle down a little.”
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🎶i know the piece of shit / because i watched it flush away 🎶
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everyone say good morning to gordon, he’s awake now
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innovations in hot dog storage
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latest Death Stranding II character reveal: Feels Goodman
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hmmm, new version of hell just appeared
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while you were browsing the internet, my brother studied the blade
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praying to my god (vulcan)
tasked with building the fire for the family, absolutely gutted when i was told to “tone it down this time”. three stack cabin ready to light.