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some of the names of the streets of Babylon at its height: "Bow down, O haughty one" "May the arrogant not flourish" "HIs protection is not good for the feeble" "What god compares to Marduk?" "Gladden his land! Worship is his gift!"
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names of the walls of Nineveh: "The Wall Whose Splendor Overwhelms the Enemy" (inner wall) and "The Wall That Terrifies Evil" (outer wall). The city gates had names as well: “Adad who Gives Abundance to the Land: the Gate of Adad of the Game-park”
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They had some cool names for dogs, too.
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I feel like there’s an ancient Abbot and Costello routine here “Where should I meet you?” “Bow down, O haughty one!” “Geez, it was just a question.” “No, that’s across town.”
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The Streets of Babylon sounds like an ancient noir story carved on clay tablets about detective Nasreen Of The Many Eyes hunting down a serial killer posing his victims to re-enact scenes from The Enuma Elish.
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You're writing that, now, right? Like right now, right?
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Babylonian transported to modern times: Another fucken Elm street. and it crosses King and Union. WTF is this low-effort crap
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On a Greyhound bus in 1980s Colorado I met a young Italian dude who lamented our prosaic street names. “You name your streets with *numbers*? Yet you dominate cultures whose avenues are named for saints and heroes?” No need for Babylonian time travel. This 20th-century man had our number.
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also, and few people know this, Star Trek episode titles!
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Babylonian civil engineer, hand cramping: "there has to be a better way..." They look out the window to see several different types of tree
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Where do you find these out?? This is awesome
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van de Mieroop's (sp?) Mesopotamian City, IIRC