@jiminnh.bsky.social: Or, I'm just spitballin' here, maybe we should cut to the chase and just let Jeremy decide on the nominee. 🤔

OK, here's the deal. Every adult citizen over 35 but under 75 must make a salad for Jeremy. Jeremy and I will choose the best one, and that person will become the Democratic nominee for president. Entries will be judged on beauty and suitability for a dessert tortoise. Your time starts now.

*Desert tortoise, obviously.

Not to toot my own horn, but this is *miles* better than that ridiculous Oprah-Taylor-Michelle bullshit.

Or, I'm just spitballin' here, maybe we should cut to the chase and just let Jeremy decide on the nominee. 🤔

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