Jaina K - silly puppy pal (it/its)

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Jaina K - silly puppy pal (it/its)

@jivjov.bsky.social

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My form of flirting is showing my hookup the prep work of cleaning and sanitizing and prepping the toys while she's ubering over😌
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in 2013 I saw a man get a 100,000 hour probation on the SomethingAwful forums and today I saw him come off probation and immediately pick up the same argument, quoting a reply from 2013, absolute next-level hater, I can't even imagine, my man is the Count of Monte Posters
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Came so hard I can't move my legs hell yeahhhhhhbbbb I love weed
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Keep getting distracted by my own girlsmell rn
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trans adventure game gf who says “i can’t use that right now” and “that won’t work here” when you touch her dick during sex
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Blocking Biden simps on sight now. Fuck that noise.
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Outrage and anger at the government becoming increasingly shit is starting to be harder to come by. Like, I don't mean this to be fatalistic, just realistic, but the system is completely busted and we're on an inevitable crash course here. Shit's gonna get /bad/ and nothing can stop that now
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having ADHD is like putting a randomizer mod on household items
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Spending the last weekend of pride month having a lot of gay sex was a great call
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Shower beer
sexual
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I was right, this fixed me
Just wanna hump someone's leg til I cum while they call me a good little puppy that's not too much to ask for right?
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Pro tip for all the sex havers -- after you slobber all over her giving god-tier dome, get a warm washcloth and tidy up after yourself. Leave nothing but footprints, take nothing but cum.
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I need to ride someone 😭 god the progesterone has been making me SO needy in the evenings
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if Clifford the big red dog was instead Clifford the big red platypus that's where they would get the beautiful eggs they put in front of Target's
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It's really fucking annoying that I can just remember someone who was really horrid to me and still cry cause I miss hearing her call me her beautiful good morning girl. I miss being good morning girl.
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Just wanna hump someone's leg til I cum while they call me a good little puppy that's not too much to ask for right?
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I'm feeling fucking feral tonight. I need to get railed
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God I keep thinking about this. Used to date someone that let me just go to town on her leg >> or foot in the morning, while she ignored me and played on her phone. God fuck that was hot
My last hookup let me hump her leg to completion and I need that again
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I need the government to give me my tax refund so I can buy a fuck machine. I have such a powerful need to get railed
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My last hookup let me hump her leg to completion and I need that again