Jessica

the kids today need to learn to pirate shit again. absolutely insane that streaming services have tiers with ads. "yes please show me the mcdonald commercial." fuck off and die to all corporations

a master class on sexting

what if we kissed on the flesh beanbag 👉👈

fully draining my oldest blood boy for the thanksgiving sacrifice

reskeet with a picture of you guess my favorite band

reskeet with a picture of you guess my favorite band please

scrolling a hot mutual's media back to the inception of her blue sky acct and trying not to accidentally fave a 3 month old selfie

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yeah normal people call them "open faced" but if that's not horny enough for you...

let them eat cunt

call my dick "chicken soup for the hole" the way it cures what ails you

asking Jesus what that side woussy do

💅 this emoji but it's a foot getting its toenails painted

littlespace on the prairie

just received the funniest possible gift from a finsub

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you are a BUMP ON A LOG. there are many tasks to do this day… and you kick back and relax like a well fatted hog at midsummer!

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LISTEN TO ME: you do not have a “Bad Brain”. you are LAZY.

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welcome to bluesky! every week we do a fun little thing called the bone tithe. its a fun and mandatory way of bringing the community together by constructing a bone monster out of parts of everyones skeletons

topping with a weighted blanket draped over me so eventually when I throw it off I'm the Harrison Bergeron of giving strap

it's not too late, we're going tomorrow 💋

some patron of the arts needs to send me and @saderotica.bsky.social $500 to sapphically go to the Korean spa next week

no more self care. give me other care

I found someone 2 weeks after I posted this btw, which is why the sun hasn't been cursed

if I don't find someone in the PNW to do sex magic with IMMEDIATELY I'm going to curse the fucking sun

some patron of the arts needs to send me and @saderotica.bsky.social $500 to sapphically go to the Korean spa next week