There was a guy who looked like this who used to show up at the goth club. We never knew if it was on purpose or not. But I feel like it’s something you should check. “Do I have spinach in my teeth?” “Did I zip my fly?” “Do I look like Hitler?”
Imagine somebody following this guy's example unless it's how to get free food in a chain restaurant by whinging really loudly (or maybe how to look like a disgraced youth pastor from 1982 who's now on a registry)
