so the position at stake is most powerful man in the world and the finalists are the guy being asked to prove he's still alive, the guy who everyone's sure was besties with the international sex trafficker, and the guy trying to convince everyone he's not a cannibal, good times
the great thing about the guy trying to prove he's still alive, though, is that if he does kick it on day two of his next term, his automatic replacement isn't a literal nazi or some antivax weirdo
he just has to make it to inauguration day
