I'm on a Teams call with my representative, and I can't even call him a cowardly shit weasel because my newborn only seems to be able to sleep on my chest today
Kinda feel like if you've got video on, and you quietly, calmly, don't wake the baby-ly bring the "cowardly shit weasel" it could work for you. But you know better than I would
He's a little angel. One of my favorite parts of this age is having them just melt on my chest for hours. I can't explain why, but it's such a special time.