John Cutting

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Writer at Fortuna Saga, sprite artist, veteran, and someone who generally over-thinks SNES RPGs.
Chaotic Neutral; He/Him

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Update: The five year old is getting better at Tic-Tac-Go

Go wild with the variants. My five year old invented an advanced form of the game based upon Go that we call Tic-Tac-Go

They see me rougin' They hatin'

The winner is johncutting.bsky.social

Best episode of TV I ever watched? I'm not crying. YOU'RE crying

Best episode of TV I ever watched?

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If Biden said something like this it would spell the end of not only his campaign but his current tenure. It's just one of countless examples of insane gibberish from Trump that the press & Democrats are choosing to treat as an immutable part of the electoral landscape rather than a story or issue.

Long-form Pixel Art

Colonel Sanders Facts

The Inside Out characters in my head

The Inside Our characters in my head

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I'm on a Teams call with my representative, and I can't even call him a cowardly shit weasel because my newborn only seems to be able to sleep on my chest today

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Library funding is almost always justified through patron numbers. The more people a library serves, the more funding it gets. So even if you don't regularly use a public library, get a library card. It costs you nothing and helps everyone in your community.

today is my NINETEEN YEAR anniversary working at my local library In honor of that, I ask you to get a card to your local public library today! If you ALREADY have a card to your local public library, check out their digital resources! Their summer programs! And yeah, they have books too.

According to the actuarial tables, I crossed my midlife point late last year. I'm a little disappointed I haven't had a midlife crisis yet. My daughter said I should dye my hair to match her blue hair, but I don't think I can pull it off

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Repost with a tweet you still think about (The book title x3 + “by Sandra Boynton” officially replaced the original lyrics for me as soon as I saw this.)

reskeet with a tweet you still think about

reskeet with a tweet you still think about Literally every time I use Wikipedia.

reskeet with a tweet you still think about *coughs at my fellow Americans*

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im screaming at the absolute sadism of transcribing tim follin nes tracks to TC song charts

Trombone Champ - 'Solstice' and 'Pictionary' (Tim Follin Double-Bill)youtu.be I wanted to chart something by Tim Follin, and ended up charting two songs!Solstice 0:00Pictionary 3:11Pictionary Main Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

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Some #JoeyChesnut math. A few years ago, he ate 71 hot dogs in 10 minutes. That's a complete hot dog every 8.3 secs The Mickey Mouse song "hot dog!" says the word hot dog 25 times in 2.5 minutes (or once every 6 seconds). His hot dog eating rate is barely behind the Mickey Mouse club's singing speed

Hot Dog!youtu.be Provided to YouTube by Universal Music GroupHot Dog! · They Might Be Giants (For Kids) · Disney JuniorMickey Mouse Clubhouse℗ 2006 Walt Disney RecordsRelease...

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Happy fourth

"How did you Americans turn a number racist?" I dunno man. I just was born here.

I helped a client interview a potential executive level position this morning and one of the candidates had a tie pin that was just the number 88 He was NOT born in 1988. Now, I need to explain hate speech iconography to my client- a Japanese citizen who will look at me like I'm crazy. Wish me luck

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Parents of newborns, I've found that Uptown Funk is a magical song that makes my kids sleep when they are fussy. Can we test this? Is it just my kids that are wired to calm down to this song? #parenting

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A huge winning message for the Democrats is "you will not have to think about this guy ever again"

Just at the most basic level it is really unhealthy to have to thought about Donald Trump as much as everyone in America has over the last nine or so years. Spending a decade of my life thinking about a super boring, super shitty crook and all the bad stuff he's doing or might do. It's embarrassing.

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Kahless tells us rain makes a hole in stone not by violence, but by falling often. The power of persistence should never be undervalued. If your goal is not met, do not give up, for if mighty stone can be cracked eventually, so too can you find victory.

Oh cool, there is evidence of the singular They pronoun as far back as 1375. "The Oxford English Dictionary traces singular they back to 1375, where it appears in the medieval romance William and the Werewolf." 14th Century. Werewolf. Romance poem. 👀

A brief history of singular ‘they’www.oed.com

The first congressperson that sends me an email asking for money because of the rulings this week is getting a flaming bag of excrement sent their way

SCOTUS rules that shaking it more than three times is playing with it

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Roberts rules for Trump. Absolute immunity for “official acts.” Vacated and remanded. Party line case. Both Sotomayor and Jackson dissent. Fuck this. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/23p...

www.supremecourt.gov

Please look at my cat

Very problematic the way some big accounts on here will post pictures of their pets in order to attract followers and get clout, which they then use to advance their personal agenda of having even more people who know what their pets look like