Translation: "Depending on the amount and type of attention and money this generates for me, I will either continue to pursue this grift or pass it off as performative art"
not a scientist, but:
• brain has a bottom side to it.
• hats DON’T have bottoms to them.
• electromagnetic waves don’t necessarily just “fall down” from the sky in a straight line, without reflecting off surfaces.
• 100% brain protection, guiiiise 🥴
this actually might be nice in the winter, just need to find a bar w/ a cell tower/facility on the roof - keeps your warm while you're outside blasting a cig
