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good news everyone, M.I.A. is selling underwear to protect your balls from 5g
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or maybe a $100 durag that is DEFINITELY NOT a tinfoil hat
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The word “protection” doing a lot of load bearing work here
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They always forget the face. Maybe they've given up on their frontal lobes
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as is the word “durag”, frankly.
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her brain might be M.I.A. 🤦
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i don't think she's wearing that right lol
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Oh.. let's sell durag for bald white men.. I guess durag is more ”manly” than traditional scarf? Cause, you know, clothes have gender. Why not balaclava? Frontal lobe you know?
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Tired: Microplastics Wired: Macrometals
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Man I would love to read a long form piece on her conversion to Christianity and everything that’s come with it
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drugs, man, it’s almost certainly just drugs
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Guy I knew in high school went full tradcath after a bad acid trip
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is "huffing your own farts for so long you believe you're a genius" a drug
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She converted to Christianity?!?!? This explains a lot. Omg
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Could be cynical grift like Ayaan Hirsi Ali?
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No, I think she’s sincere. That’s what makes it interesting.
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Fair, haven’t gauged the sincerity of it and admittedly don’t have actual insight into either of their hearts
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all I wanna do is *gunshots* and a *cash register noise* protect your balls
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This has *got* to be satire, no? There's no way this can be serious.... right?
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Translation: "Depending on the amount and type of attention and money this generates for me, I will either continue to pursue this grift or pass it off as performative art"
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unfortunately she seems VERY sincere
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this actually might be nice in the winter, just need to find a bar w/ a cell tower/facility on the roof - keeps your warm while you're outside blasting a cig
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not a scientist, but: • brain has a bottom side to it. • hats DON’T have bottoms to them. • electromagnetic waves don’t necessarily just “fall down” from the sky in a straight line, without reflecting off surfaces. • 100% brain protection, guiiiise 🥴
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A hardhat would be more effective & somehow less ridiculous
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will unironically take your money at least
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She went very very bad a few years ago. Maybe not satire but definitely a grift
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Why not anti-surveilence underwear that keeps cameras from photographing your junk
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hold on i have to think about this for a while, my brain is fucking cooked from 5g
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Not when they scan you at the airport
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5g isn't the same thing as backscatter radar either tho
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I'm afraid you might have to take your underwear off for that, even for ordinary briefs
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Wait... Tnese are removable? Useless!
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There are folks you can talk to about this. Dozens of them
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Looks like it just lets the microplastics right into my testicles though!
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yeah those are good for you
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Silky soft made of 80% silver
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"Silver-plate your jewels today!"
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Everyone knows consumption of silver makes you blue, now teens can prove to the girls they are trying to seduce that their withholding is causing physical issues.
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I heard she’s selling this shit on Infowars, which is even BETTER.