jon crunktian: every summer — Subium • Bluesky web client

every summer

I will never understand how white people conquered the globe when they can be killed by the Sun

I guess it helped that our colonizer ancestors wore all that full coverage wool in tropical environments

Being spectacularly, idiotically, and suicidally stubborn is both our primary superpower and curse

Nothing like wearing a full wool outfit while marching through the Yucatán Peninsula.

lets just say the whole flat earth thing was less a theory and more wishful thinking, we hoped it was so we could hide under it

You just need TY to reach reproductive age. After that you can yeet it

We're kinda like the aliens in "Signs" in that respect.

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I just bronze. Only thing I do hate about that great big ball of absolute hatred is how blinding it is. I have massive photosensitivity due to le autism, and going outside is like getting hit by a flashbang that doesn’t go away.

Also pollen. Outside has pollen.

I'm in this picture

and mosquitos!

Aye there's a less bright other one at some point after

lmao

😆😆😆

I have lost most of my melanin. Combined with being CEV in a world ignoring the ongoing Covid pandemic it's like hermitude is being forced upon me.

Year-old bottle of sunscreen in the bathroom medicine cabinet: Bruh. Really? Again?

So f’in true! I’ve had skin cancer multiple times and the first diagnosis I asked “why?” and the answer was something like using a tanning bed/not using sunscreen in my 20s. Where were the warnings back then?

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